Flight of The Valkyries plays as Blake Mycoskie flies his small plane over the impoverished village. The rear hatch opens as hundreds and hundreds of TOMS spill out, raining down upon the innocent townspeople. Many reach shelter in time, but for some it is too late.
"One for one, baby."
So a guy walks into a bar one day and he can’t believe his eyes. There, in the corner, there’s this one-foot-tall man, in a little tuxedo, playing a tiny grand piano.
deconstruction of a dick joke
actually funny and worth reading
“In the 70’s, I used to work out at this Gold’s Gym in California, and one day this wrestling promoter comes in and says: ‘I need a black guy, a Chinese guy, and an Indian—- he said Indian, but he meant Native American.’ I happened to be working out with a black friend and a Chinese friend, so I said: ‘We can do it! I can be an Indian!’ So he agreed, and he moved us into this empty warehouse to live. Then he gave us $600 per week to do a bunch of coke and beat the shit out of each other before Roller Girls events.”
wooooah career goals
Twenty-five years and three days later, reality takes a tip from fiction and charts “Weird Al” Yankovic’s new album Mandatory Fun at number one, with over 100,000 sales during it’s first week. In his 31 year long career, with 14 studio albums to his name, this is the first time he’s hit the top- and the first comedy album by ANY artist to hit #1 since 1963! Congratulations, Al!
Weird Al is number 1. Dreams do come true.
Women who don’t want to be treated like shit.